1 00:00:06,739 --> 00:00:08,119 I just love weddings. 2 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,120 Danielle, Danielle, quit fidgeting. Aren't we finished yet? 3 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,580 That's what I said on my wedding night. 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,020 Well, I bet you two have broken some hearts. 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,580 Yeah. Do you have a lot of boyfriends? 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:22,920 No. 7 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,480 They have plenty of time. 8 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:30,220 That's what I used to think, but I tell you, it's been pretty dry out there. Mm 9 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:35,480 -hmm. You're lucky you found my son Winston in a world of hamburgers. He's 10 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,480 sirloin. 11 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:41,440 Hey, and I've been looking, and the best thing I could find was a rump roast. 12 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:45,300 Hello. Hi. 13 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,380 Somebody pass me the A1 sauce. 14 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,020 Everybody, this is Ray Campbell. 15 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:54,300 His house. 16 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:56,210 Hi. Hi, I'm Charlotte. 17 00:00:56,650 --> 00:00:58,630 Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. 18 00:00:59,070 --> 00:01:00,070 Yet. 19 00:01:00,550 --> 00:01:01,550 Hang in there. 20 00:01:04,450 --> 00:01:08,090 My, Ray, this is a lovely home. You must do quite well. 21 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:12,490 He owns a limo service, and I'll bet he'd be willing to give you a great rate 22 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:13,490 for the wedding. 23 00:01:13,770 --> 00:01:15,270 Well, our budget's kind of tight. 24 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:18,510 It's either the limo or buying your accessories, Lisa. 25 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:21,830 You know, forget that limo. What you need is a bustier and a bus pass. 26 00:01:50,149 --> 00:01:51,149 Uh, 27 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:00,570 ma 'am, it's ten items or less. 28 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:03,070 Well, I only have ten. Ten fabulous gourmet items. 29 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:08,630 All the dairy products is one. 30 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:11,290 Food Boy, that's 13. 31 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:12,790 Well, these are hers. 32 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:16,410 So is this your first time at Food Boy? 33 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:19,070 Yeah, we got banned from Piggly Wiggly. 34 00:02:21,510 --> 00:02:22,930 So, paper or plastic? 35 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:24,830 Plastic, I guess. 36 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:27,590 Well, since you're so cute, how about I give you both? 37 00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:53,189 What's your name, anyway? 38 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:54,430 Tia. Tia Landry. 39 00:02:54,770 --> 00:02:56,390 So maybe I can call you sometime? 40 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:58,010 Maybe I'll answer. 41 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:00,450 Okay, that'll be $36 .02. 42 00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:03,930 Ah! Almost forgot my coupons! 43 00:03:06,590 --> 00:03:08,050 Coupons! Come on, lady! 44 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:10,010 Oh, I'm sorry. 45 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:11,790 Well, here, Mr. Pizza Man. 46 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:14,130 30 cents off of some Brillo. Go buff your head. 47 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:25,150 I am so proud my little girl can still wear white. 48 00:03:25,590 --> 00:03:27,270 Yeah, with a red border. 49 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:31,410 Why don't you have a little bit more bubbly? 50 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:33,590 It's Chateau de Food Boy. 51 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:37,190 Hello. Hi. 52 00:03:38,470 --> 00:03:40,310 Oh, well, I see everyone is still here. 53 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:43,850 Well, I hope you don't mind, Ray. My workspace got a little cramped. 54 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:45,850 Oh, that's okay. I'll just hide out in my bedroom. 55 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:47,150 I wouldn't do that, Ray. 56 00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:49,090 I'm using that as a changing area. 57 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:51,270 Oh. 58 00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:52,850 I hate you. 59 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:56,750 Let's get a man's opinion. Ray, what do you think? 60 00:03:57,290 --> 00:03:59,870 I think she's one of the most beautiful brides I've ever seen. 61 00:04:00,710 --> 00:04:01,710 Thank you. 62 00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:05,790 So, how did a handsome man like you manage to stay single? 63 00:04:06,430 --> 00:04:08,130 I think he's holding out for me. 64 00:04:10,970 --> 00:04:13,350 Well, I might just give you a little run for your money. 65 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:15,090 Race you to the door. 66 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:21,510 This is so great. A real car date? Yeah, in a real car. 67 00:04:21,790 --> 00:04:23,010 With a 16 -year -old guy? 68 00:04:23,590 --> 00:04:27,610 Excuse me, did I hear the words car and date in the same sentence with 16 -year 69 00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:28,489 -old guy? 70 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:29,490 Yeah, isn't it great? 71 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:32,910 Tamara, you're too young to be going out on a car date. 72 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:34,330 No, Dad, you don't understand. 73 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:37,470 Look, Ray, you got to learn to trust your kid. 74 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:42,110 When I was her age, I went out on plenty of car dates. 75 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:43,990 There's a recommendation. 76 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:47,070 Now my daughter's definitely not going. 77 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:49,630 I know, her daughter is. 78 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:55,990 got today's? 79 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,490 You? Uh -uh, no way, not my baby. 80 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:04,250 But, Mom. Uh -uh, no way, not my baby. Tell her, Lisa. Lock her up. Lisa, 81 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,710 got to learn to trust your kid. 82 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:07,190 You are not going. 83 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:08,690 Mom, that's not fair. 84 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,510 Well, it doesn't have to be fair. I'm your mother. 85 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,630 And Mama's always no bet. 86 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:16,650 Right, Mama? 87 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:18,210 The bubbly. 88 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:23,250 Here comes the check. 89 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:24,910 Oh. 90 00:05:26,150 --> 00:05:29,910 Just call me Lisa, the money machine. 91 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:34,370 Oh, hi, honey. 92 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:36,330 Still mad at me? 93 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:37,790 Yeah. 94 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:41,390 Why is it okay for Tamir to go but not me? 95 00:05:41,930 --> 00:05:42,930 Answer me that. 96 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:44,970 Because I carried you for nine months. 97 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:46,690 Mom, I'm adopted. 98 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:50,070 I'm talking about before I could afford that stroller. 99 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:54,650 Come on, Mom. You think Tamir's more mature than I am. 100 00:05:56,979 --> 00:05:59,920 Look, honey, I love Tamara. 101 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,340 I love her like a daughter, but I don't know. 102 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,920 I guess I'm more careful with you. 103 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,440 Don't you think I can take care of myself? 104 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,140 Honey, I trust you. 105 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:11,840 It's that boy I don't trust. 106 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,860 I mean, he's 16. 107 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:15,380 I'm 14. 108 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:18,140 Those two years are a big difference. 109 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,620 They're like dog years. 110 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:22,700 I mean, he shaves, he drives. 111 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,440 Probably got a wife and kids someplace. 112 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:31,680 Tia, I know how much you want this, but I'm just not comfortable with you going 113 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,680 out on a car day. 114 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:34,940 Okay, fine. 115 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:40,400 I'll just stay home by myself thinking about how other people are having a 116 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:43,240 Hey, I'm the mom here. Guilt trips are my department. 117 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:45,940 I'm sorry, Tia. You're not going. 118 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:50,660 Tia, you... 119 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:04,380 Okay. Yeah, you can go. You can go on your car date. I can't? Yeah, yeah. 120 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,100 On one condition. 121 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,120 It's got to be a double date. With you? 122 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,500 No way. 123 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,640 I'm flattered, but I wasn't talking about me. I'm talking about Tamera. 124 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,200 Oh, Tamera. 125 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,560 Great. 126 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:20,140 I think Russell has an older brother who just got out of the Marines. 127 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,520 Tia! 128 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:23,600 Just kidding, Mom. 129 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:25,220 Ha, ha. 130 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:50,170 I just read you need a date for this weekend. 131 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:53,350 No, I don't, Roger. 132 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:55,530 Come on, word has it you're desperate. 133 00:07:55,770 --> 00:07:57,210 I'm great for desperate women. 134 00:07:58,450 --> 00:07:59,650 Yes, you go out with him. 135 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:05,250 I got a date with Tamara. I got a... I like going out with him. Would I do it 136 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,250 for you? 137 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:07,309 Ugh. 138 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:08,570 Makes my flesh crawl. 139 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:10,610 No offense. 140 00:08:10,850 --> 00:08:11,849 None taken. 141 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:13,450 I like a dominating woman. 142 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:17,530 Please, just go out with him. For me. 143 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:19,220 All right. 144 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,720 I'll go out with you on Saturday. 145 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,960 But it's not a date. 146 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,900 It's a non -date. 147 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:27,840 An un -date. And no way is this a date. 148 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,660 I got a date with some... Trust me, Roger. 149 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,440 Nothing's gonna happen. 150 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:35,280 You'll have your version, and I'll have mine. 151 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,280 This belong to someone? 152 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:44,100 I knew I was feeling kind of jiggly. 153 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:51,630 Oh, you look very, um, uh, uh, green. 154 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:53,470 Maybe I'll get some coffee. 155 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:54,730 Need some help? 156 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:56,770 If I run into any trouble, I'll call. 157 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:57,970 Excuse me. 158 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:06,310 I think he likes you. 159 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:10,190 Hi. 160 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:11,830 I'm just taking some aspirin. 161 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:14,910 Headache, huh? Yeah, and a good case of nerves. 162 00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:17,790 Pre -wedding jitters. I think that's normal. 163 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:19,380 I guess so. 164 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:23,880 I know Winston's a great guy, but I worry I'm making a mistake sometimes. 165 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:28,960 Really? I mean, he smells his socks every morning before he puts them on. 166 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:34,960 His teeth click when he eats fruit, and I don't know. Can I live with that for 167 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:35,960 the rest of my life? 168 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:40,500 Look, everybody goes through that, but marriage is... He smells his socks. 169 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,660 Oh, that's so scary. 170 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:50,380 What was your wedding day like? Oh, I had a big wedding. Everybody I knew in 171 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:51,380 world was there. 172 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:54,680 I was so nervous, my knees were shaking as I stood at the altar. 173 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,020 Oh, that's so cute. 174 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:57,260 I didn't feel cute. 175 00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:58,860 Oh, I was scared. 176 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:03,320 You know, thinking about the future, wondering if I was doing the right 177 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:07,120 But when I lifted that veil, I knew everything was going to be all right. 178 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,340 All my fears went away with that first kiss. 179 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:13,540 Thanks, Ray. 180 00:10:15,910 --> 00:10:18,230 You know, I think he is a very lucky man. 181 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:23,930 Oh, 182 00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:31,170 my 183 00:10:31,170 --> 00:10:32,170 love. 184 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,690 That's not Winston. 185 00:10:34,990 --> 00:10:36,330 Daniel, are you crazy? 186 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:37,630 Where are you getting off her? 187 00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:40,270 We stuck a pin right here. I'm calling my son. 188 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:50,960 Cancel the wedding dresses. The wedding is off. 189 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,760 Oh, no, no, no. Look. Look, I'll give you 10 % off. 190 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,640 20%. I'll marry Winston. 191 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,960 Daniel, come on. We're going home. 192 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:04,840 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 193 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,220 You're just a big... 194 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:24,640 bad time to ask you to sew this i 195 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:30,640 didn't kiss that girl she kissed me you expect me to believe that a pretty young 196 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:34,540 thing like that threw herself at an old pervert like you well it's true and 197 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:35,540 don't call me old 198 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:50,400 in your head like a shark getting all hot and bothered. I wasn't getting 199 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,940 It was kind of hot, though, wasn't it? 200 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:57,760 I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. 201 00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:00,800 You liked it. I tried to stop her. 202 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,240 Yeah, right. 203 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,640 Got me a little success. 204 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,440 A little baby corn, a little stinky cheese, and you got to run it with your 205 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,440 crusty old lips. 206 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:14,040 Well, I didn't do it on purpose. I guess you just found me irresistible. 207 00:12:18,090 --> 00:12:21,290 I'll just call her and... Oh, no, no, no. You've done quite enough. 208 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,910 Now, I'll get on the phone and play Cupid and fix this whole thing up. 209 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,110 You big butterfooker. 210 00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:31,350 Believe me, I really feel bad about all this. 211 00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:33,910 Oh. 212 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,910 I was doing nothing. Nothing. Just nothing. 213 00:12:41,810 --> 00:12:43,790 Oh, don't worry. I'll just leave you two alone. 214 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,150 Isn't that great? 215 00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:57,190 Yeah, great. 216 00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:59,550 Especially after those chili fries. 217 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:03,390 Oh, I'm sorry. I guess you're feeling a little sick. 218 00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:06,570 Well, if you're gonna hurl, paper or plastic. 219 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,630 Look at all those stars. 220 00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,290 Yeah, it's beautiful. 221 00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:13,990 Yeah. 222 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:15,290 Isn't it amazing? 223 00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:21,190 Out of all those millions and billions of stars, we're here contemplating our 224 00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:23,330 insignificant place in this vast universe. 225 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:27,810 Really makes you want to get busy, doesn't it? 226 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:30,290 I'll take the plastic. 227 00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:33,050 Go ahead. Ask me anything. 228 00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:36,930 Pretzels. Aisle six, next to the toilet paper. 229 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,250 Go on. Challenge me. Challenge me. 230 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,670 I don't think I want to play this anymore, Russell. 231 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,190 Yeah, you're right. I don't either. It's stupid. 232 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,650 Hey, guess what? 233 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:48,690 What? Chicken butt. 234 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,740 on chicken butts. 235 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,140 Chicken butts? 236 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,440 Is he serious? 237 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:06,260 I haven't heard that since I was a little kid. 238 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,580 Roger, it's not nice to eavesdrop. 239 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:13,740 Hey, I didn't eavesdrop at the smartphone. Is that your hand on my 240 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,500 Bad hand. Now, how did you get there? 241 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,700 Roger, let me give you a little tip. 242 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,780 Girls like guys 243 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,820 respect, and maturity. 244 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:28,740 Chicken butt! 245 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:34,800 Russell, look, it's getting kind of late and I'd really like to head home. 246 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,060 But we barely had time to talk. 247 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:40,180 I mean, I'd really like to get to know you better. 248 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,800 That's sweet, Russ. 249 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,980 Okay, well, I moved here from across town when I met Samira. 250 00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,720 I didn't even know I had a twin sister. Isn't that amazing? 251 00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:54,970 I promised my mom I'd be home by 11. 252 00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:56,710 Well, look, it's cool. 253 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,370 We still have 45 minutes, okay? Let's please. 254 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:05,050 Come on, it's a date. We're here to have fun. Russell, I want to go home. 255 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:08,630 Listen up, Tia. I believe the lady said no. 256 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:12,570 Are you messing with my action? 257 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,390 Back off, food boy. Don't make me get physical. 258 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,890 You really think I'm scared of you? 259 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,740 If you want to tempt fate with a crazy man, then come on, chicken butt. 260 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,420 Danielle, what are you doing? I had to see you, Ray. 261 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:47,380 Look, I am glad you stopped by. I really feel I owe you an apology. Oh, not at 262 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:51,000 all. Kissing you was one of the best things that ever happened to me. I mean 263 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,160 that. Look, Danielle. 264 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:56,940 Ray, it's all right. I don't think you realize the impact your kiss had on me. 265 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:59,340 Well, I have been told I have gifted lips. 266 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,620 They definitely had an effect on me. 267 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:03,820 Well, it happens. 268 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:09,180 Yeah. That impulsive, meaningless little kiss saved my marriage. Yes. Look, 269 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,220 Danielle, we can't... What? 270 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,820 It helped me realize how in love I am with Winston. 271 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,300 Your kiss meant nothing. 272 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,140 You mean like nothing? 273 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,640 Yeah, kind of like kissing my grandma. 274 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,120 You mean that real old lady who called me a pile of beans? Yeah. 275 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:30,200 Isn't it great? Yeah, it's real great. 276 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,140 Well, tell Lisa I'll call her tomorrow to finish the fitting. 277 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,360 I can't thank you enough. 278 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:39,200 Yeah, well, I'm really glad I could help out. 279 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:45,560 Ah, Lisa, great news. I just broke up with Danielle and saved the wedding. 280 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,140 Oh, good going, Grandma. 281 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,240 You heard, huh? 282 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,500 Uh -huh. 283 00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:54,940 Yeah, I must have been a real jerk. 284 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,160 Ray, you didn't believe that, did you? 285 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:00,580 What do you mean? 286 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:04,319 Couldn't you see through that? She was covering. She knew she couldn't have 287 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,960 Yeah, she could. 288 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:13,020 She knew you weren't ready for a relationship, so she had to come up with 289 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,599 excuse to protect her feelings. 290 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:16,259 Yeah, right. 291 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,859 Oh, her marrying the other guy is a way of saving face. 292 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:22,740 I bet on the wedding night she'll flip and cry out, Ray, Ray. 293 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:30,440 Lisa, I know what you're doing. You're just trying to make me feel better. 294 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,860 But there is a lot of truth in what you just said. 295 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,440 Men. 296 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,640 Boys. Yeah. 297 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:42,700 You should have known when you started with that chicken butt stuff. 298 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,120 Why are all the Cubans such jerks? 299 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,720 Not all of us. 300 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:49,260 Thanks for everything, Roger. 301 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,520 You really came through. 302 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:53,040 Yeah. You're okay, Roger. 303 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,640 Is that your subtle way of saying you're hopelessly in love with me? 304 00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,500 Don't push your luck. 305 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,680 This is the best night of my life. 306 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,260 We ain't kissing? 307 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,660 I may never watch these chicks again. 308 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,020 Go home, Roger. 309 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,320 Okay. Nothing's gonna bring me down tonight. 310 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Ow! 311 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,860 I'm still happy. 312 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,000 Hi, honey. How you doing? 313 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,640 Oh, fine. 314 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,800 You're back. 315 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,880 From your date. 316 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:35,960 Yeah. 317 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,740 Your date's over. 318 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,010 Yep. So, no more date? 319 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,750 Yep. Don't make me beg. 320 00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:48,070 Mom, I really don't feel like talking about this. 321 00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:51,490 Just because we're mother and daughter doesn't mean we can't be girlfriends. 322 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,250 I mean, people can mistake us for sisters. 323 00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:56,390 From a distance. 324 00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,170 If they had cataracts. 325 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:02,090 Whatever you say, Mom. 326 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,590 Come on, let's dish. 327 00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:09,050 Okay. Well, when I first... 328 00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:13,010 so I thought I really liked him. Mm -hmm. First impressions always play with 329 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:15,710 head, too. Right. I mean, you're checking out the car and the haircut. 330 00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:18,130 Mm -hmm. Too much juice in the Jerry Curly. Out the door. 331 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,070 He looked good. 332 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:24,970 But once he started talking, I just realized it was nothing but a physical 333 00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:25,970 attraction. 334 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:31,570 Physical attraction? 335 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,730 Yeah. He had it going on. 336 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,070 You know what I mean? 337 00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,290 Did that boy make a move on you? 338 00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:49,870 You really want to know? 339 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:51,750 Of course I don't. 340 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:53,770 Tell me. 341 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:58,610 Mom, he was a boring creep, nothing happened, and it was the worst night of 342 00:19:58,610 --> 00:19:59,610 life. 343 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,450 Oh, baby. 344 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:14,350 Chicken butt. 345 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,560 What was that? 346 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,960 You don't want to know. 347 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,560 I've been meaning to ask you, how was that double date? 348 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,360 Weird. 349 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,920 Roger came through for us, and the good -looking guy turned out to be a dud. 350 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,600 I guess that means that looks aren't everything. For instance... Dad, come 351 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,980 No, I'm serious. There are a lot of great people out there. I don't want you 352 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:36,859 miss out. 353 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,860 Dad. 354 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:42,080 Look, I mean, it's personality that counts. Character. 355 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,720 A good sense of humor. 356 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,180 Hi! 357 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,510 Charming. No, it's Charlotte, unless you want to squeeze me. 358 00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:53,070 Where have you been hiding? 359 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:55,150 Oh, here and there, mostly there. 360 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,990 Oh, Ray, you're so clever. 361 00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:02,950 And you have a great personality, Charlotte, and a terrific sense of 362 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:04,250 Thanks, sweetie. 363 00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:11,710 Well, um, Charlotte, uh, I was thinking maybe we could, um, go out Saturday. 364 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:13,970 I would love to, Ray. 365 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,340 But I just met the man of my dreams. 366 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,240 Oh, darn. 367 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,440 I guess you hesitate. 368 00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,260 See ya. 369 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,160 You do anything to keep a point, huh, Dad? 370 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,020 Oh, it's tough being a parent. 371 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:29,780 Oh, wait. 372 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,980 I just remembered. He's gonna be out of town Saturday night.